So I Got Married....

I tricked someone into spending the rest of their life with me. Ha. I can focus on the soap biz more now that all that nonsense is over. I'm still trying to come up with new and different ways to become a break-out soap star.

I think I need to win the lottery and open up a store front. Good plan.

Tragedy at the Flea Market

I sold 4 bars of soap in 18 hours at a flea market back home in the country. I get that it's not the best venue for my stuff, but come on! 4 bars. And one scrubby cookie. I even lowered the prices to $4.00 a piece.

This coupled with the utter and complete stall in etsy sales has been really disheartening. makes me wanna throw in my stick blender and take up something more lucrative. Do you think they have cellulite night down at the Titty Twister? I need to find me a chubby-chasin' sugar daddy.

What's up with etsy?

Am I the only one suffering from a lack of etsy sales, despite being "showcased"? For those successful bitches, what are you doing that I'm not? Comment and enlighten the world. I need your help. And possibly a small chunk of your hard-earned business. Whatever.

Shameless Self-Promotion

In the words of Cristal Connors, Showgirl extraordinaire, "we're all whores darlin'."

Well, I'm a soap ho, and I'm posting pics of some of my newly-posted etsy products. Does it feel cheap and nasty to do so on my blog? Yes. But does it feel good, like watching Rock of Love? Hell yeah!

Middle Earth: Vetiver, Sweet Orange, and NutmegBlack Citrus: Lime, Lemon, Grapefruit and Black Pepper

Lavender Bergamot Sugar Scrub Bar

Drrty Hyppy: Patchouli and Cinnamon (I almost got sued for the regular spelling of the name, hence the rocker grrl lingo)

Business Time: Amber and White Ginger

Life's a Beach: Coconut Salt Scrub BarL'Orange: Sweet Orange and Cocoa

Dundee: Eucalyptus and Peppermint

Unisex on Fire: Rosewood and Cedar

3 Bears: Honey, Oatmeal, and Organic Vanilla

Mojito: Lime and Peppermint Essential Oils

My Etsy is back!

I'm a valuable member of society again!

Sort of. There is the little issue of my penchant for public drunkeness and my secret longing to be a vagabond.

Soap Party Time!

I will be hosting a soap party next month! I have been making pounds of the stuff (sorry for the lack of pics, I'm naughty) and love to have an excuse for drinking Carlo Rossi by the jug with my peeps.

I also have a lovely friend who is an amazing jewelry maker who will also be hawking her wares. Her shiz is gorgeous and I can't get her to start an etsy store to save my soul. I'm as excited as Richard Gere in a gerbil store for my par-tay!

More Soapy Treats

I was at it again friends. I made more soap.

This is a rosewood and cedar essential oil scented bar. I love the herby-woodsy smell. I need to think of a clever name. I am totally at a loss. Once these are cleaned up and trimmed I think they will be a great unisex (hehe sex) bar.

I blame the below on Morgan Street. This is Business Time, a white ginger and amber scented bar that I truly love. I usually do it white with black swooshes on the top. However, after seeing Morgan Street's beautiful black swirl top soap, I had a soapgasm, and was possessed with the need to swirl the shit outta the top of this soap. I could not be stopped.

These are my newest creation--Scrubby Sugar Cookies. They have light sudsing action, and super exfoliation. You may not know this about me, but I am obsessed with exfoliation. I want all the dead skin cells of of me at all times. It's disturbing, I know. Anyway, back to the cookies. They are awesome and I'm going to make a whole line of them.